Straight from the Shoulder

Sixth years have all the fun! Hah, oh well, maybe while they are away something interesting will happen and they'll wish they never left!

( The way I see it. . . )

Moron. Bella, was this your idea!? Rod sent me a costume. Hahaha. I trashed it. I mean, really, if I am going to be Salazar Slytherin, don't I need some kind of lame mustache, or something?

Anyway, I have the perfect costume. Totally me.

Haha. Snape, always enteraining. Seriously, that was hysterical. A round of applause for Snape, everyone. What a sport! He hasn't even said a word about it!

Thought!

Quibble guy, interview him! Haha. I'd pay good money for a story on that!

What's this? A dance? I'm not one to listen to rumors I didn't start myself, but if it is true there is only one person in this entire school I could ever possibly ask! Oh, dearest Bellatrix, won't you do me the honor?

Haha. No really, don't bother answering that. Our love must remain secret-like, you know what I mean?

Anydamnway. . . One of our resident busybodies should bring this to some higher-up's attention so it can be official. That way we can, as the Muggles say, "get our groove on."

HaHA! Who's the biiitch now?! But hey, seriously, we all know a Hufflepuff chaser couldn't find a Quaffle if it was hit in the head with one ~COUGHCROMWELLCOUGH~, and that the Beaters are more of a hindrance than a help. . . But props for not giving up like you probably should have! I'll try not to rub it in too much, but don't hold your breath.

You know I am kidding? Right? Right. I'm a goodish sport. I'll be as good as I can be! I don't want to count my eggs before they hatch, we still have one more game to go. Maybe someone will catch up. ~snigger~ Or maybe not.

See ya suckers.

So I guess it's my birthday. Let's see what I get.

That party blew. I was waiting for a fight to break out. Yeah, a fight. I saw Rosie but not Budgie. Why was that? Huh? Boring. And I only saw Rod for about four minutes before it was time to leave. What a dope.

Yay Easter.

Aunt Hippo is visiting tonight. She can smell fear. I should probably just hide.

Sweet! I mean. . . Okay, it was wrong, someone could have gotten hurt, etc, etc. . . blah blah blah. . .

Good show! I would like to know who in this school of amateurs was able to get two boggarts into Hogwarts undetected and then get Vance and Landon all rattled like that.

Even though it was bad. Or whatever.

I found someone's book bag earlier. I don't know whose it is, but after I looked through it I figured there was nothing special in it so I left it in the library somewhere. First come first serve, but it's just books. That's all.

Oh, and Bella, have you heard from Rod? I haven't heard from that twit in ages...

And Potter, brush your damn hair.

Okay, now I am really done.